Okay, so it's the BIGGEST WAR THING EVER about who's best, ninjas or pirates... and of course, everybody has props to their side

Pirates are nifty, yes I definatly agree. I mean, c'mon, they have Black Beard, Mary Read, Anne Bolyn, Jack Sparrow, William Turner, William Turner's dad Bootstrap Turner, Captain Hook... I mean the list goes ON and ON and ON. Good gawd. They're the rogues of the sea, plunderers of ships and "liberators" of treasure. They're mean, nasty, smelling, awsome machines yeah?? They even got a theme song; "Yo ho Yo ho a pirates life for me"... and their own catch phrase: ARRRRGGGG MATEY! Plus awsome imaginative cursing: "You LILY LIVERED, YELLOW SPLEENED, MAGGOT COVERED, WEEVIL SCARFFIN, LAND-LUBBER!!!" and... last but not least.. NIFTY FLAGS!!!! They don't even have rules! Just 'guidelines'. They pillage and destroy everything in their path with a big 'ol gape-toothed smile on their face and a gleam in the eye that's not covered in an eyepatch... what's NOT to love??

Now on to Ninjas. Now HERE'S a topic. Ninjas, the stealthy cats of Japan, said to have elemental powers derived from within themselves and the forces of nature. They got the Naruto crew and the ninja turtles (amazingness!!!)... a lot of others... I can't say their names cause... they're so SECRETIVE. That's the fundemaental for being a ninja. Stealthyness, the ability to be able to be invisble to the enemy and strike him when least expected, yeah?? They got a code of honor, yes, but who cares when you got ninja stars and scrolls and knives and awsome antique ninja katanas (who they probably jacked from the samurais they killed) and a clothed from haed to toe in BLACK! Black is NIFTY!!!! Swathed in black awsomness with a headscarf, ready to unleash their powers and skills in stealth alone. There is an old saying in Japan... "If you ever see a ninja, it will be the last time you will see one."

Now, you're probably wondering why I put Jedi up there. Well, there's a story to that. I was in my room watching Starwars Episode III when it came to me. Now before I explain my revelation, let me explain a Jedi.

A Jedi is the awsomest thing EVER. They exisit in a galaxy far far away, hidden away from this universe. They are the Guardians of the galaxysies relying on the training they recieved since they were pratically newborns. What makes them so unique you ask... the Force. Jedi become Jedi because they're born with mini life forms, called microcandria, that hold the "universe in the balance". That's how they're able to guide the Force (because the Force cannot be controlled). So these awsome dudes have the force which enables them to have super strength, speed, and reactive abilities no normal being elsewhere would have. They can also see the future, shoot lighting out of their fingertips, divert blaster fire, flip over tall buildings, and use mind control to make people do what they want. They also have the awsomest weapon EVER. The lightsaber. Now this is a beam of energy and plasma that can cut through ANY STINKING THING except another weapon or thing of the same tempature and plasma levels as it. It can slice through people like a heated butter-knife through butter. It's THAT nifty

So anyways, my revelation.

Jedi... *drum-roll* are NINJAS!!!

*cricket cricket*

No, seriously!!! It makes sense! Jedi and Ninjas have this inner energy that surrounds all things called chi (ninjas) or the Force (jedi) that only they can unleash. Both rely on these to make them even more deadly then they already are! Both have BOSS weapons that are amazing... both follow a strict code of conduct and honor. Both have an elder/council. Both are heavily spiritually orientated... and both can kill you in a heart beat! Waddya know?! Now, the Ninjas have a fellow ally! The Jedi!!!

WHAT NOW PIRATES!!!! BRING IT OOOOONNNNN!!! W00T W00T!!! BRING THE HEAT!